Thursday, July 20

Two Stars

Can we talk about the fact that G now works at L'etoile with Natty? It seems almost too perfect to be true, the youngest member of the Scrodes Bros. and the unofficial mascot of Scrodes Bros. working together at one of the best restaurants in the world. Better still, it's mandatory that L'etoile staffers run in the Chilmark Road Race. So who's your money on? In years past Natty has finished behind only Edison and Curtis and has won a case of Rolling Rock. He would be most displeased if G were to sneak in and snag his beer. So much intrigue!

Let's discuss this issue from all of its hilarious angles.

2 comments:

rm said...

Here's how I see it going down. Natty does a little training, including his girlfriend leading him through yoga exercises in the days before the race to clear his mind. G continues to undermine the structural integrity of Casa Joiner, and trains in his own way--by playing beer pong and video games. However, the night before the race, G invites Natty over for some wheat grass and Emergen-C to prepare for the next day. Really though, G has invited half of an ASU sorority, and Natty wakes up 15 minutes before the race under a pile of Busch cans, arrives late, only to see G waiting at the finish line.

Bryan said...

Here's my take:

Natty, blazingly stoned, wins, because G oversleeps due to booze. Or is in lockup, frantically calling me for Robb's phone number.